pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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