What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He? As in you personified your dick?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Randomize
