just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's not a walk of shame if you run
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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