So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Fuck appropriateness.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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