dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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