"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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