remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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