brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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