I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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