thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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