It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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