i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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