do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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