Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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