just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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