is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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