Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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