i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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