Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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