Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so let's talk penis.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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