The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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