just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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