Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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