he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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