I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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