who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Who died my cat blue again?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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