I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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