just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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