Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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