This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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