I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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