marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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