He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
People in love make me want to vomit
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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