There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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