What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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