Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize
