Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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