he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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