I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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