i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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