whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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