Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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