Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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