If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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