she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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