I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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