i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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