doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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