i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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