There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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