You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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